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Post  mike1949 on Fri May 01, 2015 2:33 pm

Three men were walking through a desert for a week without food or water.
One of them points ahead of them
“Look, look there's a bacon tree, I'm going to get some”
He starts running towards it and one of the others starts after him only to be held back by the third man.
“Don't waste your energy, there's nothing there, he's seeing a mirage, we'll soon catch up with him”
About half an hour later they catch up with him and he's lying in the sand with arrows and spears sticking out of him.
Just as he's about to die he says
“I made a mistake, it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a hambush!”

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